2001-09-15 - 12:16 a.m.
I have a kink in my hair. I hate bad hair days. Get so many of those. Many friends have come and left. Come here and I'll tell you a story. I'm hopeless at telling jokes. My favourite picture card is the Joker. He's a wild card, he can be anything you so desire. I'm a bit of a wild child, I've been told. I used to be a fat little child, I still have pudgy toes. Mum said that I was a breech baby, and when my feet came out, they were bruised. Then she exclaimed 'Dear God, she's got her father's ugly squarish toes!'. I think the exclamation mark (apart from ...) is the most abused punctuation mark. Mark my words!!! Eat your words. I don't think you can do that. What you say hangs in the air. Indefinitely, unfortunately. I read that my life now is but one of infinite possibilities. I'm curious to tap into my other life lines. What would I eat, drink, tap my fingers to? I like chocolate waffle fingers. They recently reported that chocolate was good for me, apart from the fact that it soothes PMT, goes well with coffee, and gives me a throat full of phlegm. I rant, bark, and snap when I get PMT (but such behaviour is not restricted to cyclical tremors). I should stop ranting now.
